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Meeting_log_2002-09-22

<flipsidejones> rule #1) Bitkeeper is right out. ;P
<Xen> Hey, it's a good program. :)
<flipsidejones> oh yes yes.. its a very nice program.. FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Meeting_log_2002-09-08

<sandalle> flipsidejones: If we have two centricities, than we make a center out of the two centers, getting a central centricity matrix algorithmic nanoprobic solutionism.

MultiProcessIRCLogs

Aug 12 22:27:44 <dufflebunk> Yes, I think using a bunch of lick files should work better. Should be cleaner too.
Aug 12 22:27:57 <dufflebunk> Although a daemon is still easiest.
Aug 12 22:28:07 * zero_the_hero wonders if licking files makes them clean
Aug 12 22:28:49 <zero_the_hero> dufflebunk: sure. have a sorcery daemon that runs when casting, and you can query it... somehow....
Aug 12 22:28:56 <dufflebunk> zero_the_hero: It does, but you have to be carefull that your tongue doesn't touch the wrong bits.

Oct 7, 2002, #sourcemage

<swoolley> I wonder what would happen if I made a kernel patch to output GNU/Linux on uname
<dufflebunk> RMS would probably give you a big kiss.
<swoolley> Well, I don't mind as long as it isn't too wet.
<swoolley> He's quite harry.
<swoolley> hairy.

Oct 23, 2002: #sourcemage

<bearcat> My actual name is Bearcat Sandor..I'll never forgett waiting for my drivers licence hearing "Woudl Bearcrap Chandelier Please come to line 3"...
<Asha`man> lol
<bearcat> i didn;t stannd up till they got it right...

Nov 11, 2002: #sourcemage, on topic discussions...

<toomanymirrors> and was wondering if I can use it for anything particully cool
<toomanymirrors> It's got a 1GB Hard drive
<dufflebunk> Watching TV?
<swoolley> ummm... how do you get service on it?  Do you have to pay webtv/ms?
<toomanymirrors> and some other nifty hardware, but
<toomanymirrors> I would like to get like some thing strange with it :)
<toomanymirrors> is there a linux project for such random crap
<toomanymirrors> :)
<toomanymirrors> or netbsd
<dufflebunk> Check slashdot.
<swoolley> netbsd is a sure bet.
<dufflebunk> I'm sure there is
<toga> Take it to a bar and try to pickup wimmin?
<swoolley> if it runs, it runs netbsd.
<toomanymirrors> yea
<swoolley> god, I love slogans like that.
<dufflebunk> What is wimmin?
<toomanymirrors> but I'm not sure how to boot it
<toomanymirrors> to something
<swoolley> "ADM, supermarket to the world"
<dufflebunk> That is so meaningless!
<toga> dufflebunk: Your too far gone to retrain ;)
<toomanymirrors> it has a very strange port on the side called "expansion port"
<toomanymirrors> It looks like something off an Atari or real old PC
<dufflebunk> toga: that's 'you're', right?
<dufflebunk> serial port?
<toomanymirrors> may be
 * toga is glad he's married :)
<toomanymirrors> really long and thin
 * toomanymirrors is glad he's not :)
<dufflebunk> toomanymirrors: It's girth that counts.
<toomanymirrors> yea about four inches or so
<swoolley> four inches, sheesh, that's small.
<dufflebunk> Hmm, and you say is on the side of your webtv?
<toomanymirrors> cheap one :)
<toomanymirrors> yea
<swoolley> I can forward you about fifty spams that can help you with that.
<toomanymirrors> right on the side
<toomanymirrors> swoolley: thanks I'm in touch already
<dufflebunk> Women with small boob and men with small penises are the cause of most of my spam.
<dufflebunk> Damn them all!
<swoolley> Yeah, sexual-inadequacy bigotry, gotta love it.
 * Xenith cackles
<toomanymirrors> Mmmmm bigotry...
<Xenith> Well, I guess I'm not one of the ones that dufflebunk is damning. :)
<swoolley> Xenith: right....
<dufflebunk> unhun, whatever
<Xenith> Hey, I have big boobs, thank you very much. :)
<swoolley> ol
<swoolley> lol
<dufflebunk> We know you feel inadequate and overcompensate by going pantless.
<Xenith> hehe
 * toomanymirrors this fine spesaman we've got here is 9 inches of pure Alabama Black Snake

December 11, 2002 #sourcemage

<Xenith> God damnit!
<Xenith> Again!
<Asha`man> ?
<Xenith> I just bought a new laptop.
<Xenith> Dell Inspiron 8200.
<Xenith> Stupid hand. It wasn't supposed to order it.
<Xenith> Now I actually have to pay for it. :)

December 29, 2002 #sourcemage

<Xenith> Aaah! pre-teen cartoon sex!

January 4. 2003 #sourcemage

(all of a sudden, erics pipes in on this unrelated topic:)
<erics> afraid?
<erics> my biggest asset is that i am unafraid to make a fool of myself!
 * erics thinks "uh oh" might not want to have said that here....
 * W0rf is not afraid of making a fool of himself
 * W0rf isn't afraid of facts

Feb 27, 2003 #sourcemage

March 18. 2003 #sourcemage

April 2. 2003 #sourcemage

April 8, 2003 #sourcemage (trolling from #gentoo...)

April 9, 2003 #sourcemage

<qnr-afk> su
<swoolley> qnr-afk: that's "/nick root" in irc.

Apris 19, 2003 #sourcemage

June 14, 2003 #sourcemage

June 22, 2003 #sourcemage

August 5, 2003 #sourcemage

<sandalle|work> all languages are good in there own way, even VB

August 16, 2003

<Worf> but i do remember that his english was terrible. so bad i started to wonder if mine is ok, or if my pronunciation is also that bad that nobody who didn't learn english in austria would understand it.
<hgg> i don't have any trouble with your accent !

August 24, 2003

<hgg> Asha`man: ibiblio's servers are bloody slow today.
<usotsuki> a grep turned up nothing except SPARC stuff
 * usotsuki is teh id10t
<Asha`man> yep
<Asha`man> of course my end is so slow, I don't notice a diff
<hgg> if Asha`man is agreeing with usotsuki then it would be rude not to also agree
<usotsuki> LOL
<Asha`man> lol
<Asha`man> I was refering to ibiblio's server
<hgg> thats why i used "if"

September 06 2003 #sourcemage

 * usotsuki Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah FREAK OUT (Le freak, c'est chic!)
<qnr> figures... usotsuki starts playing with an Apple and regresses to disco
<usotsuki> LOL
<usotsuki> well
<usotsuki> GEOS b0rked on my system.  Not 100% surprised
<qnr> heheh
<usotsuki> The mouse emulation isn't 100% anyway and it's not in its usual slot
<usotsuki> I mean, wtf, the mouse is usually in slot 4, what's it doing in slot 2 where the RS-232 port goes?
<qnr> musical slot game got interrupted when you came into the room
<usotsuki> LOL
<usotsuki> not to mention
<usotsuki> on the newer //cs it's slot 7
<usotsuki> where a hard disk usually goes
<qnr> thought geos was for commodore... but then I don't usually think much

September 26 2003 #sourcemage

<qnr> but since my goal in life is confusing as many people as humanly possible, getting to tell people I use something called Source Mage, that uses a raven instead of a penguin, fits in perfectly

February 09 2004 #sourcemage

February 24 2004 #sourcemage

March 31 2004 #sourcemage

May 21 2004 #sourcemage

<afrayedknot> "when someone calls me a geek, I thank them" --afrayedknot

Dec 5, 2004 #sorcery

Dec 8, 2004 #sourcemage

Feb 1, 2005 #sourcemage

Feb 11, 2005 #sourcemage

<+BearPerson> .8ball what mail client should I use?
 * scry shakes the magic 8-ball... outlook not so good

Feb 11, 2005 #sourcemage

Apr. 8, 2005 #sourcemage

[20:07:12]<!SilverSlayer> hey were did scry go?
[20:07:13]--> scry (~scry@84.20.228.4) has joined #sourcemage
[20:07:24]<!SilverSlayer> holy shit did I do that
[20:07:24]<!BearPerson> now that's what I call timing
[20:07:26]<!SilverSlayer> that is scary
-- continued on Apr. 9, 2005 #sourcemage
[13:06:51] * !BearPerson attempts to summon scry
[13:07:09]--> ruskie (~ruskie@84.20.228.4) has joined #sourcemage
[13:07:23]--> scry (~scry@84.20.228.4) has joined #sourcemage

Mar. 8, 2006 #sourcemage

<emrys> kowis-land looks a lot like oz
<emrys> with the munchkins
<emrys> and evil flying monkeys
<afrayedknot> and color?
 * kittah enslaves the munchkins and trains them to be an army
<kittah> no only B&W for me
<afrayedknot> an army of grimoire gurus
<kittah> saves on costs
<kittah> color vision is expensive...
 * kittah commands the army, "Haxx0r!!!"
<emrys> I'd rather train the monkeys
<afrayedknot> who needs code monkeys when you have munchkin gurus?
<emrys> you don't think the flying demon monkeys would totally pwn the munchkins?
<kittah> nope
<kittah> everyone knows that flying demon monkeys are useless in black and white
[...]
<emrys> tornado watch
<emrys> I may get to test my flying monkey theories

Jun, 6, 2006 #sourcemage

[20:11]
 * dkowis should RTFC more often
<iuso> remember the fucking carrots?
<dkowis> hahaa!
<iuso> damn right about that!
<dkowis> Read The Fuckin Code
<iuso> rabbits NEVER forget
<iuso> rabbits, the future clients
<afrayedknot> rub the flacid carrot
<dkowis> Remove The Flakey Crust
<iuso> remove the flatulent constable
<dkowis> Release The Fat Cake
<iuso> rob the fishy centerpiece
<afrayedknot> rim the fat cow
<dkowis> renew the fast Calculator
<iuso> robust, tiny, fluent curriculum
<afrayedknot> repower the flux capacitor
<dkowis> oooh
<dkowis> regurgitate ten fluid Centimeters
<sobukus> 're the folks calming down, now?
<iuso> reasonably taught fallible codecs
<morfic> dkowis: what's fluid centimeter? centimeter is not a volume unit
<sobukus> morfic: molten ruler
<iuso> morfic: fluid centimeters are those you need to hop over when you walk the streets on weekend nights
<iuso> at least where i come from
<e-type> crazy bastards
<dkowis> really, tell fatty can-it
<iuso> often the fluid centimeters span all the way from the wall to the side of the street
<sobukus> fluid meters
<iuso> reproduce ten fictional congressmen
<sobukus> reproductive tantra forces coalesce
<dkowis> reproduce the fastest, c'a
<dkowis> reproduce the fastest, c'ya
<iuso> rastaman tales for children
<sobukus> right, that'sa fine construction
<BearPerson> really, time for conversation
<iuso> right, that's for certain
<dkowis> really, thats fun countered
<sobukus> rear titan fire crimson
<BearPerson> really, 'tis freakin' crazy how we keep replying that way even in a conversation to end it ;)
<iuso> raisins take farming contentiously
<iuso> im lacking letters here
<dkowis> regularly, this fact constrains
<iuso> and words
<sobukus> rule to follow cause
<BearPerson> moo.
<iuso> reason to form coalition?
 * BearPerson thwaps dkowis
<e-type> ...crazy bastards...
<dkowis> right, the fun concluded
<sobukus> .... gEEkz!
 * BearPerson goes "ARRR", thwaps fake cittah
<dkowis> really, that frustration corrodes
 * e-type casts ring of fire around BearPerson and dkowis
<e-type> fight!
<dkowis> rar! the fight commences
<BearPerson> ...
<e-type> rofl
<BearPerson> really, 'tis futile, combatting
<iuso> rear turrets full, commence!
<dkowis> retreat, the foe counters
<BearPerson> rarely, to fight clarifies
<dkowis> right. the forum concurs
 * ruskie casts an iceball in the center of the ring
<e-type> right, I'm telling mr sandall to put you all in the corridor
<ruskie> now to figure out this pam stuff
<dkowis> run, the freakin cold
<iuso> restraints too frequently cast
<BearPerson> rofl translates-into few collocations
<dkowis> running the final conclusion
<dkowis> i'm done :)
<BearPerson> ruskie to figure-out control-of-access
[20:34]

Nov, 17, 2006 #sourcemage

[14:01]
<@Fleshreaper> casting postfix
<@Fleshreaper> perhaps lejatorn has rubbed off on you...
<+abouter> so that's where that allergic reaction came from, rofl
<+lejatorn> lol
<+abouter> ;)
 * lejatorn rubs off on abouter . *purrrrrrr*
 * abouter throws lejatorn some candy
<+lejatorn> yay!
<+lejatorn> :)
 * lejatorn eats candy
[14:03]

Feb 05 2008 @ #sourcemage

Jul 30 2008 @ #sourcemage

<abouter> localhost resolving...
 * abouter cries
 * ib hands abouter a tissue
<Enqlave> :)))
<abouter> thanks ib
<ib> You're welcome abouter
<ryuji> ib: stop trying to get into abouter's pants
<ib> I don't know what you're talking about.
<Enqlave> ib: i do!
<ib> what are you talking about?
<Enqlave> LOL
<ryuji> ib: feigning innocence, are you?
<ib> I dunno.
 * abouter gives ib some candy
 * ib says abouter is his new best friend!
<Enqlave> ib: ib.youaremyfriend.com
<ib> I dunno.
<lejatorn> abouter: you know that ib is a minor, don't you. freak...
<abouter> lejatorn: rofl!!! she told me she was 18!!!
<lejatorn> ib: haven't your parents told you not to accept candy from older persons?
<ib> what are you talking about?
<lejatorn> abouter: that bitch....
<Enqlave> ib is she?
<ib> whut?
<Enqlave> interesting news...
<ryuji> man, this is SO going to the quotes page
<abouter> uh oh
 * lejatorn points at abouter: he started it!

Aug 7 2008 @ #sourcemage

[16:32'34] arachnist> reencode mp3 into flac?
[16:32'36] dkowis> it's not so bad

Aug 8 2008 @ #sourcemage

[23:17]
 * ryuji yawns
 * ib yawns back
 * ryuji stares at ib
<ryuji> ib: where's my M&M?
<ib> I don't know what you're talking about.
<ryuji> ib: hiding them and keeping them to yourself now, are you?
<ib> what are you talking about?
 * Jucato yawns
 * ib darts across #sourcemage and throws an M&M into Jucato's open mouth
<Jucato> :P
<ryuji> ib: take one for the team
<ib> .roulette
<scry> ib: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+
<ib>  hah!
<ryuji> .roulette
<scry> ryuji: chamber 2 of 6 => +click+
<ryuji> ib: take one for the team
<ib> .roulette
<scry> ib: chamber 3 of 6 => +click+
<ib> nanner-nanner
<ryuji> .roulette
<scry> ryuji: chamber 4 of 6 => +click+
<Jucato> ib: sacrifice yourself
<ib> .roulette
<scry> ib: chamber 5 of 6 => *BANG*
 * scry reloads
<ib> I knew I should have listened to my horoscope
<ryuji> THERE
[23:18]

[00:16]
<ruskie> iuso, the subkey you are using to encrypt to me is invalid... please use sub   4096g/4B8FE217 2007-08-27 if you want to send encrypted...
<ryuji> o.O
<ryuji> oh, the votes... right...
<ruskie> yup
<ruskie> for some reason people don't actually read what it says
<ryuji> signed should be enough
<ryuji> it's nothing that private.
[...]
[00:28]
<ryuji> ...
<ryuji> wait wait... why is ruskie up so damn early?!

[00:20]
<Belxjander> even with the case open with wind actively going through it...
<Belxjander> not enough cooling
<ryuji> Belxjander: thermal paste
<ryuji> Belxjander: I recommend AS5 (Arctic Silver 5)
<Belxjander> ryuji: already plastered between the CPU and the cooler block
[...] -- [00:22]
 * ryuji pokes Japan with a stick
 * AbhFreija has joined #sourcemage
<flux_control> ryuji: Lay off my islands!
<ryuji> your CPU needs jet-engine-type cooling?
<flux_control> :-P
 * ryuji pees on Tottori, Japan
<ryuji> weee! rain for Belxjander!
<AbhFreija> ryuji: sorry... its just making some white and yellow !?!? clouds ...
<afrayedknot> it'd be tough to get power up/down there
<AbhFreija> nothing at ground level... too heated :P
<Belxjander> hehe
<Belxjander> take a guess ...
 * flux_control pees on Belxjander's cpu: wet coolant!
<AbhFreija> ...at the twin thing...
<Belxjander> flux_control: sorry...
<AbhFreija> its just steaming away as fast as you can piss it :P
<ryuji> wait, is Belxjander using two computers?
<Belxjander> ryuji: LOL
<AbhFreija> ryuji: well your catching up :)
[00:26]

August 11, 2008

August 12, 2008

[08:06]
<eekee> I have a friend who has a girlfriend in Tiblisi >_>
<Enqlave> :]
 * Enqlave hides
<_kaze_> I understand that's better than if you said "had a girlfriend" ...
<eekee> not funny _kaze_ :p
<_kaze_> I try to find something funny in everything, sometimes it helps to support too heavy things ...
<eekee> it does, yeah, but ... i'unno
<iuso> i sure hope that the pillars that support the bridges i regularly drive across aren't funny
<eekee> *snicker*
 * iuso makes Pun of the Week, applauds self
 * eekee imagines a bridge pillar suddenly wobbling & then snickering to itself
<ryuji> that's going to the quotes page
<iuso> oh, no
<ryuji> yes, yes...
 * ryuji points at Enqlave
[08:10]

August 13, 2008

[19:47]
<knightsilver> ib here have a cookie.
<ib> I'm not sure on that one.
<knightsilver> .vote
<knightsilver> .popularity
<knightsilver> meh ..
<ib> whadda 'ya want?
<ib> I wonder if I can bribe scry on that one... the .popularity...
<knightsilver> ib i want a  nice girl and a place to settle down.
<ib> I'm not sure on that one.
<ib> perhaps making a deal with Satan^W^W^W^WBill Gates?
<knightsilver> ib what's his phone #?
<ib> No idea.
<page_six> I love myself
<knightsilver> page_six how often?
<page_six> Though I sometimes have problems figuring out what channel I'm on
[19:51]

August 18, 2008

[22:03]
<ryuji> women make excellent bed warmers....
<dkowis> I know
<dkowis> I has one
<dkowis> boobies are wonderful
<dkowis> greatest invention ever

September 12, 2008

[07:15]
< aupo> Did you people know that it's a proven fact that you sleep better if you have SMGL installed on your comp?

September 15, 2008

September 15, 2008

<abouter> ninjazombie: powerfailures are evil for any fs.
 * abouter has quit (Remote closed the connection)

October 22, 2008

November 7, 2008

[02:24'26] Stealth> .seen hylje
[02:24'27] scry> hylje was last seen 5 days, 6 hours, 27 minutes and 54 seconds ago, quitting IRC ("shrubbery")
[02:24'34] --- hylje :No such nick/channel
[02:27'02] lejatorn> must be riding a pony in wonderland.
[02:27'10] Stealth> indeed.

November 13, 2008

[15:10'00] lace> flux_control: what is the topic of dissertation?
[15:10'07] flux_control> I don't have time to cook, ergo I don't eat. :-P
[15:10'17] flux_control> lace: Clausal nominalizations in Japanese
[15:10'32] flux_control> Speaking of not having time though, I have to go to work :(
[15:11'04] lace> seems no stable iso in short time :-(

December 09, 2008

* scry shoots catbot with a chainsaw viciously with a rocket launcher
<catbot> A chainsaw viciously with a rocket launcher?!? That's all you got?

January 09, 2009

Feb 28, 2009

[14:51'18] sobukus> I've been on a long journey and found nedit. Unlike marriage, the relation between a text editor and a programmer cannot be broken easily.

Mar 3, 2009

<sqweek> basvg: how come we don't have any hex project around here, anyway?
<basvg> sqweek: dunno, probably because we'd have to reboot the universe too often ;)
<sqweek> that would look great on the comparison page
<sqweek> gentoo: "emerge world" sourcemage: "reboot universe"

Mar 4, 2009 Regarding what is a "promisory astople"

Mar 8, 2009 Regarding xmms2 compile

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